Nianze News #003

L: Good evening and welcome to Nianze News, the introduction!

D: But haven’t we introduced it already?

L: Not really, we just started the broadcast without even a preannouncement.

D: Oh, I see, well lets do this then.

L: Yeah, lets! I’m the program leader Linsuss the beautiful Hiresword of the Seven Rings!

D: And I’m the dwarven house doctor Dhergo, I do house calls on Mondays.

L: But D! Tell them what your tasks here are for the NN!

D: My tasks? *Mutters something in dwarven*

L: Excuse me, whose mother? You know, I will tell Cyane that!

D: I didn’t say anything you blackmailer! Well, I’m the reporter who does the dirty work for the NN. Like crawling in narrow tunnels or breathing ash and dust to get our best news.

L: Well, that’s about it. Together we’ll be leading this program that will air every time we have something important to tell the Citizens of Yurin about Nianze. Well, but we aren’t the only ones working with this, with us we sometimes have the best mentalist ever, the very old Elm.

D: Yeah, we do, but where is he now?

L: I think he is in his garden.

D: Right, watering his bloody flowers as usual.

L: Yeah and you take opportunity to swear when he’s gone I hear.

D: Well, a dwarf got to do what a dwarf got to do, y’hear?

L: Well, enough of that. Here on the NN we will bring guests like Elm and others that will help us with our hottest news of the changes in the world. This place is protected by Kormer’s best shields and we’re actually floating in the multiverse in an own reality so we can’t be attacked. This place is like a little Mind Room you could say.

D: And if you have any bloody requests you want me to dig up, well, then you’ll have to ask for it! And don’t think I’ll do it every time! The Chamber of Knowledge ain’t a funny place to break into. I actually don’t know why we don’t use Lean’diel or Cira for this kind of stuff.

L: D, stop complaining will you? Or do you want me to bring up that time when you dishonored yourself in front of Cyane and Aurora by trying to…

D: WELL I’M NOT COMPLAINING!!

L: *Laughs lightly* Well, then there isn’t a problem I guess.

D: Always taking advantage of the dwarf. *Mutters*

L: Well, I think this was fun, so if the power out there in the world supports us we will live on. To give you the hottest news in the most entertaining way!

D: Yeah, with dust and ash and all! And if you are voluntarily crazy you can get my job!

L: Well, we both know that Cyane promised me that you would help me, didn’t she? And if I’m remembering correctly you owe her for saving your life that time against the White Mask? And you actually DO get a money for your hardships, don’t you?

D: . . .

L: Well, if you got nothing to say I guess we wish our listeners good bye. This was the Nianze News and we’ll be back as soon as we got some more news to share with you, until then, keep your telepathic radio tuned on this frequency!

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